Write-Handed

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Reblogged from poyzn

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

(via running-hunting-deducing)

Reblogged from electro-monk
  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
Reblogged from ktnissevurdeen

#NEWCANON aka If You Don’t Go On Pottermore Anymore

ktnissevurdeen:

  • Teddy and Victoire have practically been dating long before their kiss on Platform 9 and 3/4
  • Bill Weasley is 100% not happy about this
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather
  • Luna wore a tiara made out of unicorn horns on her wedding day
  • Ron Weasley still holds a grudge on Victor Krum
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather
  • Rita Skeeter got jinxed by Ginny Weasley at the 2014 Quidditch World Cup
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

(via running-hunting-deducing)

Reblogged from life-at-taco-bell

caramelkite:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

No fucking joke, my absolute favorite customers are teenagers.  They are always polite and patient.  The older the customer is, the more nervous I get when they approach my register because nearly every single time they are absolutely patronizing and rude.

(via assgardianasstronomer)

Reblogged from bisexualfunfacts

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

(via fredericksergievsky)

Reblogged from lustcoast

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

(via acaeverything)

Reblogged from askmeifimadalek

holligenet:

daftwithoneshoe:

askmeifimadalek:

Can we take a moment

The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …

… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"

I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”

(via notesfromwinterfell)

Reblogged from sicksist
jeffrothehomo:

On the phone with the bay

jeffrothehomo:

On the phone with the bay

(via crrocs)

Reblogged from fireball-mudflap

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via running-hunting-deducing)

Reblogged from pocketpadfoot

pocketpadfoot:

One time when Sirius was helping out with Mrs. Potter’s baking she asked him to stir the batter and he replied with a “sure, Mom” and almost dropped the bowl as he realised what he said. But then James sneaked up behind him to try and stick his finger in the batter and Mrs. Potter slapped at his hand and complained about her messy sons, and Sirius just beamed

(via serpenssortia)